Life's a Garden, Dig It.


I can’t tell if Tumblr’s love for Shrek is ironic or not because on one hand it has pretty decent animation, fairly witty dialogue, a few of its own cheesy moments and hamfisted pop culture references but a solid movie series over all

But on the other hand the dragon fucks the donkey and I don’t know how anyone is supposed to feel about that

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Today’s Forecast: Partially moody with a chance of I don’t like you.

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she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

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careful you might slip and get jazz hands


careful you might slip and get jazz hands

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* he guards my bedroom

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stay in your lane *_*

but my exits coming up

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I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

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drake & josh
  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans